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Go the Fuck to Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
Release : 2011-06-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780857862662


Book Go the Fuck to Sleep Description/Summary:

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant.* *(You probably shouldn't read this to your children.)

Go the F**k to Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Open Road Media
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453224748


Book Go the F**k to Sleep Description/Summary:

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Go the F**k to Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Text Publishing
Release : 2011-07-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781921834981


Book Go the F**k to Sleep Description/Summary:

Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it perfectly capture the familiar tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, it opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

You Have to Fucking Eat

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
Release : 2014-11-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782116370


Book You Have to Fucking Eat Description/Summary:

From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

The End of the Jews

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
Release : 2009
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780385520423


Book The End of the Jews Description/Summary:

The saga of the Brodskys, a family of Jewish writers and artists, unfolds from shtetl to suburbia across the turbulent course of the twentieth century, as each member embarks on an individual--and obsessive--quest for love, inspiration, art, and a place in the world. Reprint.

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President

Author : John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci
Publisher : Koyillb Books
Release : 2017-11-30
Category : Uncategorized
ISBN : 0988527324


Book Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President Description/Summary:

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, unaffectionate, and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little president down for the night. With illustrations by John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci, Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad--a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

Author : Marcy Roznick
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Release : 2011-10-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781466801516


Book If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? Description/Summary:

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point...while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

Angry Black White Boy

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Crown
Release : 2007-12-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307419798


Book Angry Black White Boy Description/Summary:

From the acclaimed author of Shackling Water comes the first great race novel of the twenty-first century, an incendiary and ruthlessly funny satire about violence, pop culture, and American identity. Macon Detornay is a suburban white boy possessed and politicized by black culture, and filled with rage toward white America. After moving to New York City for college, Macon begins robbing white passengers in his taxicab, setting off a manhunt for the black man presumed to be committing the crimes. When his true identity is revealed, Macon finds himself to be a celebrity and makes use of the spotlight to hold forth on the evils and invisibility of whiteness. Soon he launches the Race Traitor Project, a stress-addled collective that attracts guilty liberals, wannabe gangstas, and bandwagon riders from all over the country to participate in a Day of Apology—a day set aside for white people to make amends for four hundred years of oppression. The Day of Apology pushes New York City over the edge into an epic riot, forcing Macon to confront the depth of his own commitment to the struggle. Peopled with all manner of race pimps and players, Angry Black White Boy is a stunning breakout book from a critically acclaimed young writer and should be required reading for anyone who wants to get under the skin of the complexities of identity in America.

The Lady Matador's Hotel

Author : Cristina Garcia
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release : 2010
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781439181751


Book The Lady Matador's Hotel Description/Summary:

A novel about the intertwining lives of the denizens of a hotel in an unnamed Latin American country in the midst of political turmoil.

I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)

Author : Stephen Colbert
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Release : 2012-05-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781455523405


Book I Am A Pole (And So Can You!) Description/Summary:

"The sad thing is, I like it" - Maurice Sendak "The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation. Also Father's Day. Also, other times." - Stephen Colbert

Everything Is Mama

Author : Jimmy Fallon
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
Release : 2017-10-10
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781250193148


Book Everything Is Mama Description/Summary:

Everything is . . . MAMA! Jimmy Fallon, one of the most popular entertainers in the world and NBC's Tonight Show host, was on a mission with his first children's book to have every baby's first word be DADA. And it worked! A lot of babies' first words were DADA. However, everything after that was MAMA. So take a lighthearted look at the world from your baby's point of view as different animals try to teach their children that there are other words in addition to MAMA for familiar objects and activities.

Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book: Read & Listen Edition

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Release : 2013-10-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780385383035


Book Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book: Read & Listen Edition Description/Summary:

Celebrate sleep with Dr. Seuss’s classic rhyming good-night picture book. Van Vleck, a very small bug, is getting sleepy, and his yawn—contagious as yawns are—sets off a chain reaction, making all those around him feel sleepy, too! With typically Seussian nods to alarm clocks, sleepwalking, and snoring, this charming ode to bedtime will lull listeners (and readers) toward dreamland. Zzzzzzzzzz. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Calm the F*ck Down

Author : Sarah Knight
Publisher : Voracious
Release : 2018-12-31
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780316529174


Book Calm the F*ck Down Description/Summary:

The no-f*cks-given guide to taming anxiety and taking back control of your life, from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out -- and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Praise for Sarah Knight and the No F*cks Given Guides: "Self-help to swear by." -- The Boston Globe "Genius." -- Vogue "Hilarious, irreverent, and no-nonsense." -- Bustle

It's Just a Plant

Author : Ricardo Cortés
Publisher : Black Sheep
Release : 2020-04-20
Category : Uncategorized
ISBN : 1617758000


Book It's Just a Plant Description/Summary:

Marijuana can be hard to talk about. Many parents have tried it, millions use it, and most feel awkward about disclosing such histories (often ducking the question), for fear that telling kids the truth might encourage them to experiment too. Meanwhile, the 'drug facts' children learn in school can be more frightening than educational, blaming pot for everything from teenage pregnancy to terrorism. A child's first awareness of drugs should come from a better source. It's Just a Plant is a book for parents who want to discuss the complexities of pot in a thoughtful, fact-oriented manner.

Comorbid Sleep and Psychiatric Disorders

Author : Imran S. Khawaja,Thomas D. Hurwitz
Publisher : Springer
Release : 2019-05-15
Category : Medical
ISBN : 9783030117726


Book Comorbid Sleep and Psychiatric Disorders Description/Summary:

This book examines 23 case examples of the most common comorbid presentations of sleep and psychiatric disturbances from a reader-friendly, digestible approach. Most chapters are written and edited by the rare experts certified in both sleep and psychiatry. Every case details the clinical history, examination, results, diagnosis, clinical pearls and suggested reading, making the book both highly clinical and direct. Most chapters include tables for easy reference and special considerations that are often neglected in other sleep psychiatry texts. The text is easy-to-use on an as-needed basis, or as a standalone guide to these issues. Written by multidisciplinary experts in the field, Comorbid Sleep Psychiatry is a valuable resource for busy psychiatrists, sleep physicians, primary care doctors, psychologists, and all clinicians working with patients who may suffer from sleep and/or psychiatric disturbances.

Rhino Who Swallowed a Storm

Author : LeVar Burton,Susan Schaefer Bernardo,Courtenay Fletcher
Publisher : Reading Rainbow
Release : 2014-10-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780990539513


Book Rhino Who Swallowed a Storm Description/Summary:

Actor and longtime educational advocate LeVar Burton has had more than 30 years' experience speaking directly to children about grown-up situations, and The Rhino Who Swallowed a Storm is a story that helps ease the fears and worries of a young childMica Mouse lost her house in a terrible storm, and now she trembles when the weather turns rough. She's not so different from other children who've experienced something very disturbing in their life or heard about tragic or frightening events in the news. Mica's father tells her the story of a brave blue rhinoceros who learns how to get through rough times with friendship, helpers, love, and by "feeling your feelings." LeVar Burton has poured a lifetime of experience storytelling to children into The Rhino Who Swallowed a Storm, and the result is more than a book—it's a manual for finding the light in the midst of dark times.

The Sheep Who Wouldn't Sleep

Author : Susan Rich Brooke
Publisher : Sequoia Kids Media
Release : 2021-03-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781649961297


Book The Sheep Who Wouldn't Sleep Description/Summary:

Beneath the starry sky, everyone goes to sleep…except the sheep. Is she too excited? Too afraid? Or just plain not tired? The little sheep won’t sleep for all kinds of reasons, which will resonate with anyone who has—or ever was—a child! As the sheep tries to stay awake, she learns to calm her body and thoughts in this sweetly silly tale that subtly teaches self-soothing and mindfulness.

Get the F**k to Work

Author : Saul Tanpepper
Publisher : CreateSpace
Release : 2014-01-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1494966824


Book Get the F**k to Work Description/Summary:

Now fully illustrated and updated with new text, including a Miley Cyrus/twerking reference!Get the F**k to Work is for every poor downtrodden working stiff who ever suffered the oppression of an overbearing boss or bore the thankless yoke of management. It is for the hapless, the helpless, and the hopeless.* * * * * * * * Being a manager requires diplomacy and patience. But sometimes placating words and promises of promotions simply cannot convey the right message. How does one convince an intractable worker to resume their duties? Make a few threats, of course! Drop a few f-bombs! "Get the F**k to Work" is a profane, timely, and radically honest reflection of the innermost turmoil of those of us who have ever reached the end of our rope in a work setting. Satirizes both the all-too common (and modern) distractions of employees and the secret wishes of their supervisors to give voice to the words they're really thinking.What Adam Mansbach's “Go the F**k to Sleep” did for parents of headstrong children, Saul Tanpepper's “Get the F**k to Work” does for managers of intractable employees. This hilarious, highly profane romp expresses exactly what we all, at one time or another, wish we could truly say. But will this book open up a conversation about good personnel management and improve the performance of lackluster underlings? Don't count on it. Does it give us permission to acknowledge our workaday frustrations and to laugh at their absurdity? Oh, hell yes!If you've ever wanted to stick a middle class middle finger up in the air at the folks who give us so much grief at work. Just one word of caution: make sure Human Resources doesn't get a hold of this. They might actually get a few ideas…* * * * * * * * Words: 576* * * * * * * * Warning: Contains a crap-load of profanity. Like, a shi— A real lot. Definitely not appropriate for children.

One More Thing

Author : B. J. Novak
Publisher : Vintage
Release : 2014-02-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780385351843


Book One More Thing Description/Summary:

New York Times Bestseller A startlingly original debut from the actor, writer, director, and executive producer hailed as “a gifted observer of the human condition and a very funny writer capable of winning that rare thing: unselfconscious, insuppressible laughter” (The Washington Post). A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes—only to discover that claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins—turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother. We meet Sophia, the first artificially intelligent being capable of love, who falls for a man who might not be ready for it himself; a vengeance-minded hare, obsessed with scoring a rematch against the tortoise who ruined his life; and post-college friends who try to figure out how to host an intervention in the era of Facebook. Along the way, we learn why wearing a red T-shirt every day is the key to finding love, how February got its name, and why the stock market is sometimes just . . . down. Finding inspiration in questions from the nature of perfection to the icing on carrot cake, One More Thing has at its heart the most human of phenomena: love, fear, hope, ambition, and the inner stirring for the one elusive element just that might make a person complete. Across a dazzling range of subjects, themes, tones, and narrative voices, the many pieces in this collection are like nothing else, but they have one thing in common: they share the playful humor, deep heart, sharp eye, inquisitive mind, and altogether electrifying spirit of a writer with a fierce devotion to the entertainment of the reader.

Why England Slept

Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Publisher : New York : W. Funk
Release : 1961
Category : Disarmament
ISBN : UVA:X000149776


Book Why England Slept Description/Summary:

An appraisal of the tragic event of the thirties that led to World War II, giving an account of England's unpreparedness for war and a atudy of the short-commings of democracy when confronted by the menace of totalitarism.